HOW TO SURVIVE RETIREMENT
Product Code: YOC0026
"Freedom at last! But theres an awfully long time between cornflakes and cocoa, and a limit to how many sudokus you can do. You need survival skills:FINANCIAL WIZARDRY: how to get three cups of tea out of one bag.SPARKLING CONVERSATION: 300 different ways to discuss the weather.This mischievous little book will help you enjoy your golden years with tongue-in-cheek advice and cheeky illustrations. "
Product Code: YOC0013
NO MORE BEING BOSSED ABOUT WELL, APART FROM BY YOUR OTHER HALF OF COURSE; NO MORE GETTING UP AT THE CRACK OF DAWN TO GO TO WORK THOUGH AT YOUR AGE YOU MAY HAVE TO ANYWAY TO USE THE LOO; NO MORE WAGE SLAVERY ER, NO MORE WAGES! BUT IT'S GOING TO BE FINE... AND THIS BOOK WILL HELP EASE YOU INTO THIS PERPLEXING NEW STAGE OF YOUR LIFE.
The Litle Book of Retirement
Product Code: YOC0016
"You know youre retired when
... People from work keep phoning up asking where on earth you put important documents.The joys of retirement are many and varied, so read on to discover what makes these golden years so golden!"
Product Code: YOC0033
A hilarious quotes book with retro photographs and amusing captions and quotes to celebrate retirement.
101 Things To Do With A Retired Man
Product Code: YOC0036
"Sunny days and heady nights await you in retirement, not just for two weeks each year, but forever! You have been looking forward to this and have an endless list of things to do, but only once you have sorted out your other half and got him out from under your feet.
101 Things to do with a Retired Man is designed to inspire and tease your retiree into having the time of his life and to fill his days (and yours) with sometimes silly, sometimes useful, but always interesting things to do, which do not include lying on the sofa, watching daytime television, tidying the garden to within an inch of its life or stacking and restacking the dishwasher in the most efficient fashion, as apparently only a man can.
Retirement is the perfect time to learn a new skill, get in touch with old friends, and explore the great wide open, so get out there and get started! This hilarious look at retirement is cheaper than marriage counselling and makes the perfect tongue-in-cheek gift for anyone facing their (and their husband's) retirement with excitement but more than a little wariness."